236 - Mrs Newell (uncensored version)

This one is from the heart, dedicated to a “lady” who made my life a living hell in an old job I used to do. I apologise in advance that she made me stoop to writing this - and for the obscene language but I’ve been bottling this up for years. I’m a terrible person.

Fuck off Mrs Newell

No I won’t “Know my place”

I only asked you to stop swearing

And you spat back in my face

Fuck off Mrs Newell

You made me feel so low

You’re just an evil bully

But it’s all bluster and for show

Fuck off Mrs Newell

Yeah it’s been more than 20 years

But I still hear you shouting

Through my gritted teeth and tears

Fuck off Mrs Newell

Put away the kitchen knife

I sent you round a builder

You made him frightened for his life

Fuck off Mrs Newell

I was only trying to do my job

You’d berate me every chance

You didn’t have to be such a knob

Fuck off Mrs Newell

I’m not one to imply

I’ll come right out and say it

You can just fuck off and die