235 - Questions

Why don’t years start at the equinox?

Why can I never find matching socks?

I'd complain about this paradox

But apparently - it's all orthodox

Life's so confusing all the time

Everything's a pantomime

But they say it's all done by design

So in the end I suppose it's fine

Why do people have ten toes?

Why won't my fridge door properly close?

These concepts are so grandiose

They'll stay a mystery I suppose

Life's so confusing all the time

Everything's a pantomime

But they say it's all done by design

So in the end I suppose it's fine

Why do we change clocks twice a year?

Why do my glasses disappear?

I worry too much and I fear

My paranoia is quite severe

Life's so confusing all the time

Everything's a pantomime

But they say it's all done by design

So in the end I suppose it's fine

Who set up the speed of light?

Why do I need to pee at night?

Look up, there's a satellite

Spinning round and round, so bright

Life's so confusing all the time

Everything's a pantomime

But they say it's all done by design

So in the end I suppose it's fine

Why haven't aliens visited yet?

Why am I constantly in debt?

The little details I forget

Add to the list, one more regret

Life's so confusing all the time

Everything's a pantomime

But they say it's all done by design

So in the end I suppose it's fine