Paul Masterman - Facebook
“Deleted this shite twice.”
Andy Murray - Facebook
“Utter SHITE.”
Mervyn Tyler - Facebook
“Another that has been blocked.”
Daryl Peachey - Facebook
“No-one cares, fuck off.”
Daryl Peachey - Facebook (again)
“Don’t you ever get tired of spouting such utter, utter bollocks?!”
Sam Siddles - Facebook - This quote proudly adorns the rear of World’s Bestest Poetry Volume Two
“More irrelevant shit.”
Dean Moncaster - Facebook
“World’s best poet if you’ve never heard poetry before.”
John Mcdowell - Facebook
“You paid Facebook to shit on my timeline so I’m returning the favour.”
Vanessa Scott - Facebook - This quote proudly adorns the rear of World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One
“What a load of crap.”
Karl Pijnen - Facebook
“How many times do I have to block this heedthaball.”
My wife, when I told her she could read my new poetry book on her Kindle
“Oh God.”
My Mother-in-Law, when I asked if she wanted a free copy of my first poetry book
“No thanks, I can’t stand your poems, they are awful.”
Siobhan Gallichan
“the underlying counterpoint to the metaphor.”
Chris Foulkes
“Your poems are shit, their subjects are grim,
They struggle to rhyme, lack drama or tension.
But after a while, they get under your skin
And now all I hear is bad metre and scansion.”
Ronald Smith - Facebook
“The reason for my comment is that I can not get my post published due to your and others ADVERTS.
Why are we treating illegal immigrants better than our own HOMELESS.
This Government puts illegal Immigrants up in Hotels
But our Homeless only get benches, subways or doorways.
WHY?”
Barry Holt - Facebook
“I'd just like to say that the word bestest is infantilism at its worserer. Puerile cobblers.”
Carl Withers - Facebook
“Load of words that’s all.”
Ronald Smith - Facebook (again)
“Only 106 ADVERTS WAS POSTED Monday 22/11/2022.
The reason for my comment is that I can not get my posts published due to amount of your and others ADVERTS placed on my timeline.
ADVERTS
THERE ARE SO MANY ADVERTS POSTED THAT THERE IS NO
ROOM FOR YOUR OWN POSTS NOW
IF PEOPLE FIND THEMSELVES IN THE SAME POSITION,
POST YOURS IN THE ADVERTS COMMENTS.
MAYBE THE ADVERTISER WILL COMPLAIN TO FACEBOOK AND
MAYBE THAT WILL GET SOMETHING DONE.
So all adverts that are attached to my timeline will have my new posts added to that advert comments.
So NOT being able to post on my facebook page for your advert.
I will be placing my post on your advert.
***
95% of adverts displayed on facebook are SCAMS.
Don’t be Fooled.
Don’t be Conned.
Don’t be Exploited.
They are just invading your Privacy.
They are as unpopular as BORIS.
***
Any complaints please contact FACEBOOK.
THANK YOU.”
Ronald Smith - Facebook (yet again)
“ADVERT SCAMS, DONT TRUST ADVERTS ON FACEBOOK.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
DO NOT TRUST FACEBOOK ADVERTS MOST OF THEM ARE SCAMS AND FACEBOOK TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEM
THESE ADVERTS THAT THEY FORCE YOU YO SEE ARE JUST SCAMS AND THERE IS NO – NO – NO COME BACKS..
IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY STATEMENT.
DON’T MESSAGE ME, I DON’T READ COMMENTS.
CONTACT FACEBOOK.”
Sam Blackman
“I love your poems all very good
Only read a few but really I should
Read some more and maybe compete
To see who's the best we might have to meet
Do you make money from making each rhyme
I wonder if I could most of the time
My words flow so quickly it never takes long
To rhyme any poems and occasional song
I have to confess I love chasing a ball
Cricket and golf but I don't love them all!
Soccer can xxxx off, a terrible game
Ruined by masses it is such a game
I loved it in childhood could not get enough
But now they all cheat and think they're so tough
That's it from me, I hope you write back
If not keep on smiling and stay on the right track”