080 - Beep

I’ve got a question

I just can’t sleep

It’s driving me nuts

It makes me weep

When it comes to sounds

I’m in a heap

What is the difference

Between Beep and Bleep?

Are they the same?

That would be cheap

Do you know?

Are you a creep?

Either way

It’s a whole scrapheap

I think I’ll drive away

In a Jeep

So you tell me

If you prefer to Beep

Or if you’d rather

Make a Bleep

You sort it out

I won’t peep

And the rewards

I’ll finally reap

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!