079 - Hero

The beauty of the flowers

The glinting of the sun

Stop daydreaming

That man has a gun

But I was enjoying this drink

It’s such a lovely day

Get behind this car

Or you’ll be blown away

Oh, this is just too rude

I shouldn’t have to be afraid

Mate you should start running

He’s just pulled out a grenade

I’m not putting up with this

This situation’s sick

I’m gonna walk over there

And have a word with this prick

And that’s the story your Honour

Thats how I resolved the situation

It’s really just a pity

It was all in my imagination

* * *

This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!