231 - Remember?

Do you remember

How you died?

Did you maybe drown

Or perhaps were you fried?

Could you have been shot

Or sliced up in two?

Did you strain too much

Whilst sat on the loo?

Did you die in battle

In World War Three?

Were you zapped by lightning

Hiding under a tree?

Did a jealous lover

Find you with his wife?

Could this be how

You lost your life?

Perhaps part of a gang

Were you robbing a bank?

Did you go in guns blazing

Had you stolen a tank?

Whatever the reason

Whatever the crime

Make sure you try harder

And do better next time