174 - Trouble

If you're looking for Trouble

You've come to the right place

I can sell it to you for £500

Why the long face?

What did you expect?

I'm not looking for a fight

But you can buy a six-pack of Trouble

If you've got three grand and the appetite

I can send it by post

Or deliver it in my car

But if you live more than 50 miles away

I'm afraid that's too far

I suppose I could use a courier

But there'd be an extra postal charge

And the more Trouble you order

Means the boxes get quite large

I'm working on an E-version

You'll be able to buy Trouble on the net

Just make sure you're careful

And please don't get it wet

Wait, where are you going?

I thought you were tough?

Please come back

I've got too much of this stuff

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume Two, available from the Shop!