173 - Pointless Poem

Hotdogs aren’t made of pooch

Frosties have no ice

Shreddies don’t consist of pants

But they all taste very nice

Honey badgers don’t live in hives

Lemon sharks ain’t a type of fruit

Strawberries have no straw

But this is probably all moot

There was a point I tried to make

But I’ve forgotten what it was

Let me rethink this whole poem

No really, please save your applause

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