161 - Cut
Have you ever had a cardboard cut?
I have, it really rather hurts
Think about a paper cut
Only one thousand times worse
I took a chunk out of my thumb
Whilst folding this old box
I guess it was the friction
It caused me such a shock
So just be careful when you try
To tidy your abode
It’s perilous - this living lark
And this bloody episode
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