144 - Animal Magic

My skills are infallible

I can turn you into an animal

This might sound incompatible

But I’m really quite affable

Just for a dare

Would you like to be a bear?

With coarse dark brown hair

And a thousand yard stare

Maybe on the third

You could be a bird

Just give me the word

And I’ll have you transferred

I’ve got the power of course

To turn you into a horse

Though you may try to enforce

I can’t disclose the source

But no matter what you wish

I can’t make you a fish

Not even something close-ish

Unless it’s a tasty dish

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume Two, available from the Shop!