143 - I think my toes are Hitler
I think my toes are Hitler
Things always fall on them
The planet’s made a judgement
My toes have been condemned
I think my toes are Hitler
A prime villain they’ve become
They’re always being targeted
To pain I must succumb
I think my toes are Hitler
The effort that is spent
To stab them or to crush them
Seems to be everyone’s intent
I think my toes are Hitler
I don’t know what they’ve done
Until they’ve been destroyed
The world won’t think it’s won
I think my toes are Hitler
And it wouldn’t be contrived
If assassins from the future
Suddenly arrived
I think my toes are Hitler
It’s really quite a pain
But I suppose I must be grateful
That Hitler’s not in my brain
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