143 - I think my toes are Hitler

I think my toes are Hitler

Things always fall on them

The planet’s made a judgement

My toes have been condemned

I think my toes are Hitler

A prime villain they’ve become

They’re always being targeted

To pain I must succumb

I think my toes are Hitler

The effort that is spent

To stab them or to crush them

Seems to be everyone’s intent

I think my toes are Hitler

I don’t know what they’ve done

Until they’ve been destroyed

The world won’t think it’s won

I think my toes are Hitler

And it wouldn’t be contrived

If assassins from the future

Suddenly arrived

I think my toes are Hitler

It’s really quite a pain

But I suppose I must be grateful

That Hitler’s not in my brain

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