106 - Guildford

Stop putting traffic lights in Guildford

It’s causing delays I can’t afford

I know this request will be ignored

But try jamming up another boulevard

Stop putting traffic lights in Guildford

It’s not going to win you an award

Will my lost time be restored?

No and your actions are untoward

Stop putting traffic lights in Guildford

I’ve said it so many times I am bored

Are you trying for a world record?

The situation can only be deplored

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