105 - PC

I can't login today


My PC just won't play


Much to my dismay


It's got a blank display

How can anyone


Get anything bloody done?


This isn't any fun


God, I hate everyone

And I really hate IT


As I constantly pound this key


It's a pain in the arse to me


I think most people would agree

It's starting to overheat


Now my day's complete


This equipment's obsolete


Time to Alt, Control, Delete

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