099 - The Stupidest Poem Ever

Don’t go in the na

vy

The sea can be so wa

vy

You need to be quite bra

vy

And it’s hard to eat your gra

vy

Don’t sign up to the ar

my

You might come to some har

my

And have to buy the far

my

When shot with a firear

my

You’re best off in the Air

Force

It’s something I can en

dorse

You won’t suffer any re

morse

And you’ll get lots of inter

course

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!