073 - LEGO

Today I bought too much LEGO

Please send me all your prayers

I just thought you should know

I’ll have to sort out my affairs

My wife is gonna kill me

Of that you can be sure

Maybe I’ll tell her it was free

And that my heart is pure

But I’m not sure that will work

It’s a pretty crappy story

She’ll know I’ve been a jerk

And she’ll be most derogatory

So if I’m never seen again

I’ll have met my denouement

Please call up the lawmen

And tell them where I’ve gone

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!