072 - Blame

It’s great to be so powerful

I’m told everything’s my fault

So you’d think the disapproval

Might some day finally halt

But no it carries on

On every single day

It’s really quite the phenomenon

I wish my powers’d go away

Were I in control of everything

As is apparently the case

I’d stop the fucking mewling

And just enjoy my own space

When EVERYTHING you do is wrong

There’s really no incentive

To randomly just go along

And I don’t enjoy the invective

So I may as well do what I want

The result will be the same

I’ll continue with my jaunts

And just accept the blame

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!