038 - Dub

Back in the day

I wished they’d go away

On every bloody album

What is a dub mix anyway?

I’d press shuffle play

And begin to slowly sway

But what the fuck is this?

What is a dub mix anyway?

They’d ruin my day

Turn everything grey

I don’t need this crap

What is a dub mix anyway?

Causing me some dismay

I’d raise my hands and pray

Can we stop these bloody things?

WHAT IS A DUB MIX ANYWAY?!

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