034 - The Internet

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Two steps in place

To identify

Wait don’t leave

There’s still some stuff

In your shopping cart

Don’t go off in a huff

In your region

You cannot view

This website here

It’s not for you

We really care

About your privacy

If you care too

You’ll click on me

The certificate

For this site

Has expired

Yes, overnight

Your new password

Is not good enough

It needs to be

A lot more tough

You cannot read

About this war

The page can’t be found

404

Phish phish phish

It’s cybercrime

You must renew

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This modern tech’

We hope you’re enjoying

Wait, what do you mean

It’s too annoying?

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