014 - Gremlin

I’d like to meet the Gremlin

Who’s in charge at the Kremlin

I’d give him a piece of my mind

And my comments would not be kind

I’d like to meet the Mouse

In charge at Disney’s house

I’m sure it would be fun

As we partied in the sun

I’d like to meet the US President

Although I might be hesitant

To invade his personal space

His guards might shoot me in the face

And I’d like to meet the King

Not Charles, The one who used to sing

Although to do this I would be bound

To dig him up from underground

Thanguverymutch.

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