013 - More Wee

Pissing in the sink

Really makes you think

And weeing in the shower

Feels like a superpower

But leaking in the bed

Is something you should dread

And peeing on the rug

Shouldn’t make you smug

There’s a proper place for urination

That doesn’t cause much consternation

Some things in life are indefensible

So try your best to just be sensible

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