002 - Poems

I am at hoem

Tryin' a write this poem

But it ain't goin' great

And I'm startin' to hate

Every new line that appears

I'm just driven to tears

Can anyone see

What's wrong with me?

'Cos the number of times

I've f*ck*d up the rhymes

Is beyond all compare

I've got a thousand yard stare

It's turning out crap

Please make it stap

I might just give up

And do something else

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!