66 - Facts and Advice

Mount Everest

Is the best

Because it’s the tallest

Don’t wipe your nose with your vest

The Khyber Pass

Is 33 miles vast

To see it is a blast

Always properly clean your arse

The North Sea

Is very cold you see

Averaging 17 degrees C

You should aim properly when you pee

Houses of brick

Are thermodynamically sick

Says my friend Rick

Don’t eat too much or you’ll be sick

For a moderate price

You could be eating rice

In paradise

You’ll admit that I give pretty good advice

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume Two, available from the Shop!