223 - Bank

Hello this is your bank

Just checking on your health

Would you please confirm your name

And we can talk about your wealth

 

What's your favourite animal?

I'd really like to know

What was the name of your first pet?

Have you a picture you could show?

 

And the town where you were born?

Do you go back there a lot?

Name the street where you grew up

When you were a little tot

 

What was your mother's maiden name?

Was it Smith, or Jones or May?

Why?  Oh I'm just interested

It's a little game I play

 

The second and fourth numbers

Of your bank PIN - can you tell?

Sorry I meant numbers one and three

That info' would be swell

 

Finally, what's your password?

I promise not to share

Don't worry you can tell me

It's not going anywhere

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