216 - Compact and Bijou

Hey you, prospective tenant, don't be gloomy

This flat - you want it - it's incredibly roomy!

There's space over there for a single bed

And if you stoop a little, you won't hit your head

You could have this sofa bed - two for one!

Or a folding table - and not to be outdone

Here is a shelf - though it needs repair

I can't do it all - come on let's be fair

There two whole feet of counter space

It'll fit a microwave - yeah it'll be ace!

Here's a wardrobe - you can fit TWO coats

It's more room than you get on many small boats

To make more room the walls are very thin

Enjoy your neighbour on her violin

Make some friends - the bathroom's shared

Just don't go for a dump unprepared

You'll soon get used to the trains

AND DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THE PLANES

They only fly from 5 AM

Put up some curtains and you won't see them

That?  Oh it's a motorway

4 lanes each side - an awesome display

And under your feet, for your information

You've got the world's shallowest tube station

That's not a leak, it's a water feature

And no you can't have any creatures

We don't allow pets - I don't like cats

It's one of many caveats

The rent is only 5 grand a week

What do you think of my sales technique?

And lastly, if you want this abode

There's a charity food bank down the road