171 - Creep

This lass at work I fancy

Got engaged today

I don’t suppose it really matters

I’m married anyway

There’s another girl who’s quite nice

She’s into high value fashion

But nothing’s gonna happen

She hates me with a passion

There is an older lady

Who flirts a lot with me

But to be honest I get scared

And I just want to flee

I like lots of ladies

But they think I’m a creep

I’ll crawl into a corner

And sit there in a heap

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