169 - The Long Way Around

Why do people

Write O, K, A, Y

When just O K will do?

Because

It's a total waste of time

It's got me in a stew

Why do people

Say Vee Double-U

When Volkswagen is shorter?

By using the

Longer way of saying things

Are people trying to be martyrs?

I sometimes

Worry I think too much

I need to get a life

At least this is what

My significant other says

AKA my wife

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume Two, available from the Shop!