147 - Anti-Social

You should stop watching YouTube you boob

And we shouldn’t post on Twitter you splitter

We mustn’t view TikTok on the working clock

And please keep MySpace out of my face

Social media isn’t an encyclopaedia

I use LinkedIn much to my chagrin

WhatsApp is such a handicap

And Facebook shouldn’t deserve a look

But if you want a voice you don’t have a choice

If you want a say there’s no other way

Being online isn’t so divine

But I’m afraid today, it’s the only way

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume Two, available from the Shop!