130 - Hungry

I’d love to be a scientist

Create something, then get pissed

Invent a new atomic bomb

Then eat my dinner, nom nom nom

I’d like to be a quiz show host

Be on TV, eat some toast

Ask some questions difficultly

Then sit back with a cup of tea

I want to be a well known thief

Steal some art, scoff some beef

Open a safe with an explosive blast

And then go home to my breakfast

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume Two, available from the Shop!