108 - Apocalypse

When the end comes

I'll be screaming aloud

And sucking my thumb

At the mushroom clouds

When the aliens invade

Let them liquidate me

I won't be delayed

Just you wait and see

When the Zombies attack

Give them my guts

Don't hold me back

There are no ifs or buts

When Godzilla appears

Let him squash me right here

Despite all my tears

And despite all my fear

But if you take away

My beans on toast

You'll rue the day

Cos’ I’ll turn you to roast

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume Two, available from the Shop!