094 - Veggie

Vegetarian black pud’

Is it made of wood?

And is it right to be fakin’

Little bites of bacon?

What’s the point of food

That doesn’t taste very good?

I’d like to stick with meat

It’s my daily treat

I might be a bad person

And the world’s just gonna worsen

But plants just ain’t my thing

I’d rather suck some string

Hate me if you will

As I cook steak on this grille

And watch the running juice

From this here dead moose

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!

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From a Facebook challenge by Sarah Haddock.