092 - Resistance

I am not falling over

It doesn’t matter what you say

I am not falling over

That’s not happening today

I will not be stubbing my toe

Ive got these big clumpy shoes

I will not be stubbing my toe

You can all go and get screwed

I won’t be bumping my head

There will be no bleeding on my brain

I won’t be bumping my head

That’s not happening again

I refuse to have a car crash

You can all just get stuffed

I refuse to have a car crash

There’ll be no damage to be buffed

I know the world is out to get me

But right here is where it ends

I know the world is out to get me

Don’t force me to get revenge

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