089 - Harry

Please try to cheer up - smile Prince Harry

Appreciate that you got to marry

Quite a famous young actress

Who’s had a bit of TV success

You escaped the UK, dark and grey

And you’re living in the USA

Just enjoy it while you can

Be a successful businessman

I know you must be very sad

Losing your mum, hating your dad

And we all know why you loathe the press

But live your life, nevertheless

Maybe try not to be so bitter

Start a blog, post jokes on Twitter

Don’t let them think being in the army

Made you nuts or turned you barmy

But if things do still get to you

OK, turn your enemies into goo

Revel in their mass destruction

Then offset the costs as a tax deduction

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!

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From a Facebook challenge by Isabell Robertson.