053 - XXX

This poem has been sadly censored

I can’t say who it’s about

Suffice to say the XXX’s

Have been removed throughout

It’s such a shame it really is

Cos I thought XXX was funny

But I’m not allowed to XXX

At least not without lots of money

Fighting this matter in the people’s Court

Would be costly that’s for sure

Because XXX and XXX

Are being terribly immature

The newspapers and the magazines

Can’t even XXX

It’s because the topics under review

Involve lots of seedy sex

So you’ll just have to imagine

What XXX and XXX really mean

Maybe in a hundred years

The names will finally be seen

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