048 - Eeeeees

It’s not right to tease

Me, With large quantities

Of delicious sweeties

Because of my diabetes

And as for cheese

Jeez Louise

It’ll up the degrees

Of the said disease

With some unease

My sugar syntheses

Needs some analyses

And medical expertise

So I would ask you please

Can you help to ease

The emphases

On what disagrees

There are hypotheses

(In parentheses)

That with my idiosyncrasies

I’ll have to stick with Chickpeas

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