022 - Fame

I’d love to have a go

At being on The One Show

I’ll be sipping on a soda

Whilst sitting on the sofa

I won’t be the main guest

But I’d definitely be the best

And in any set of graphs

I’d generate the most laughs

We’d talk about my life

And jokes would be most rife

There might be serious bits too

But hopefully only a few

They’d probably put me on last

And it would be a blast

I’d chat with the lovely Alex Jones

Or maybe one of her clones

Even if I was just on BBC2

It would still be a dream come true

Because humans - who can blame us?

For wanting to be famous?

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This poem appears in the book World’s Bestest Poetry Volume One, available from the Shop!